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[protective_logic]

If you're hearing this message that means I'm not available at the moment.
So if you'd please leave your contact info and your message I'll get back to you at the first possible moment.
If there is a family related emergency, just keep trying until you get through.

Comments

[shipitsupersonic]

Good. I like to be able to hold on.

[protective_logic]

I...

Good. And make no mistake. This isn't me calling for anything more from you. You're free to go out and find whoever you want and sleep with whoever you want. Just... God if you end up interested more seriously in someone and don't tell me about it, I'll smack you for trying to sabotage something good.

Only one of us gets to do that and it's not you.

[shipitsupersonic]

Did he tell you about Edward?

[protective_logic]

He? Edward?

Wait... the guy you were cooking for? I...

If you're dating someone I'm not getting in the way of that.

[shipitsupersonic]

He knows your ex. And I'm not dating him. He got it in his head that two dates means we're all but married and he was quite mistaken.

[protective_logic]

Great. Another asshole in my business...

You know that most people view dating as having implied exclusivity with that. It's part of what a relationship is.

[shipitsupersonic]

Two dates, and I'm not sure the first one counts. That's a little early to be throwing boyfriend around.

[protective_logic]

I wish you'd told me you were dating someone. I would have helped you pick out outfits for it. Not that your clothes aren't great. Just sometimes you want to impress.

Though I guess you aren't the type for that. Whatever.

[shipitsupersonic]

I didn't say I wasn't the type for that. I like to take things slow. He moved far too fast, among other things.

[protective_logic]

Well, if you end up finding someone other than this Edward and they ask you to be more serious and you agree, just tell me.

[shipitsupersonic]

I will. But I'm rather...choosey, I'm told.

[protective_logic]

Your choice. All I care is an equitable exchange of pleasure with someone I trust. Or near enough to it.

[shipitsupersonic]

Works for me. 💚

[protective_logic]

Of course it does. It's a logical exchange.

[shipitsupersonic]

Is there a reason your brother is calling me to offer me payment in exchange for sex with you?

[protective_logic]

No. Clearly not Omega... Sigma? I'll yell at him.

[shipitsupersonic]

Before you do, ask him who told him my bed is for sale. I think my brothers have found me. If it's not them...

[protective_logic]

Honestly. I'd put my money on Florida. But was it Sigma? What did they sound like?

[shipitsupersonic]

He said his name was Sigma. I...don't know any Florida. It does sound like something my brother would say...

[protective_logic]

Florida is the asshole who broke my glasses and seems hellbent upon destroying me.

[shipitsupersonic]

You know how I said your brother was a dick? This guy is worse.

[protective_logic]

May you never know how bad.

[shipitsupersonic]

I'm guessing he's the one who sent pictures of me with another man to Sigma and told him I was a whore.

Which is making for a very awkward phone conversation.

[protective_logic]

I put money on it being Florida that did it. He's doing it to torment me. I'm ignoring him until he goes away. I'm sorry it had to splash back on you.

[shipitsupersonic]

Don't be sorry. You can't control him. Your brother now, he should be apologizing.