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[protective_logic]

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So if you'd please leave your contact info and your message I'll get back to you at the first possible moment.
If there is a family related emergency, just keep trying until you get through.

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[baruthumos]

Happy birthday, Delta.

[protective_logic]

Thanks. We need to talk later. I promise it's not bad.

[baruthumos]

I have been assured that sleeping with the woman does not, in fact, make me a prostitute.

[protective_logic]

Okay... now I need to know more. Also, it's only prostitution if you sleep with someone for money.

[baruthumos]

Oh, Maine paid me to sleep with Louisiana. She's very nice. Likes fish.

[protective_logic]

Interesting... You know Maine would never whore you out, so I know there must be a linguistic issue here. You've 'slept' with Louisiana in the same manner I have 'slept' with Maine, yes?

[baruthumos]

Depends on if you two have borrowed any of Sigma's stash.

[protective_logic]

What!? No! No NO NO NONONO No! We've only just kissed!

[baruthumos]

Then I have not slept with her in the same manner you have slept with Maine.

[protective_logic]

Uh... I think you're misunderstanding. I haven't slept with Maine and you haven't slept with his almost-sister so we're cool. Which was not what I wanted to talk about.

[baruthumos]

I've slept with her, I'm not misunderstanding that, I was there. But we're cool.

What did you want to talk about?

[protective_logic]

T-typically when one says they have 'slept' with someone, they mean a sexual encounter.

[baruthumos]

What? No, I don't do that, you know I don't. I didn't even kiss her.

[protective_logic]

Thus, by traditional slang, you did not sleep with her, but rather shared a bed or cuddled or comforted a friend.

[baruthumos]

Alright, whatever you say, you're the one who cares about the exact wording. So then what do you and Maine do?

[protective_logic]

Nothing sexual!

[baruthumos]

Okay, okay, don't get upset birthday boy. You're as pure as the driven snow, I get it.

[protective_logic]

Other than the cuddling, we haven't done anything but kiss. And not kiss like Sigma and York do...

[baruthumos]

So did you get your birthday kiss from him yet?

[protective_logic]

N-no. I'm going to try and get lunch with him. After I come home to make lunch for the twins of course.

[baruthumos]

I can make lunch for the twins. I have a project for them this afternoon anyway.

Wait. What do you mean "after you come home?"

[protective_logic]

It's my birthday and I'm going to have coffee with Tex as my gift to myself. And then she's going to help me find a gift for Maine. To thank him for everything.

[baruthumos]

Have fun. Tell them it's your birthday. Sometimes they give you free food.

I can think of a few ways you could thank Maine...

[protective_logic]

You have gift ideas!?

[baruthumos]

Oh yes. Free, even. Does he have a safehouse?