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[protective_logic]

If you're hearing this message that means I'm not available at the moment.
So if you'd please leave your contact info and your message I'll get back to you at the first possible moment.
If there is a family related emergency, just keep trying until you get through.

Comments

[protective_logic]

Uh... I think you're misunderstanding. I haven't slept with Maine and you haven't slept with his almost-sister so we're cool. Which was not what I wanted to talk about.

[baruthumos]

I've slept with her, I'm not misunderstanding that, I was there. But we're cool.

What did you want to talk about?

[protective_logic]

T-typically when one says they have 'slept' with someone, they mean a sexual encounter.

[baruthumos]

What? No, I don't do that, you know I don't. I didn't even kiss her.

[protective_logic]

Thus, by traditional slang, you did not sleep with her, but rather shared a bed or cuddled or comforted a friend.

[baruthumos]

Alright, whatever you say, you're the one who cares about the exact wording. So then what do you and Maine do?

[protective_logic]

Nothing sexual!

[baruthumos]

Okay, okay, don't get upset birthday boy. You're as pure as the driven snow, I get it.

[protective_logic]

Other than the cuddling, we haven't done anything but kiss. And not kiss like Sigma and York do...

[baruthumos]

So did you get your birthday kiss from him yet?

[protective_logic]

N-no. I'm going to try and get lunch with him. After I come home to make lunch for the twins of course.

[baruthumos]

I can make lunch for the twins. I have a project for them this afternoon anyway.

Wait. What do you mean "after you come home?"

[protective_logic]

It's my birthday and I'm going to have coffee with Tex as my gift to myself. And then she's going to help me find a gift for Maine. To thank him for everything.

[baruthumos]

Have fun. Tell them it's your birthday. Sometimes they give you free food.

I can think of a few ways you could thank Maine...

[protective_logic]

You have gift ideas!?

[baruthumos]

Oh yes. Free, even. Does he have a safehouse?

[protective_logic]

Not that I know of. Are you suggesting I cook for him? I think that might work, once I get back to work for Smithson.

[baruthumos]

Not exactly, but if you think he would like that, sure.

[protective_logic]

Oh? What then?

[baruthumos]

You know what, sparkles, if it hasn't occured to you by now, maybe you shouldn't.

[protective_logic]

Huh?

[baruthumos]

I am not spelling it out for you, the penguin got me three-fourths of the way towards my sex talk quota for the month, and I'm saving the rest in case Sigma and York make the beast with two backs.

[protective_logic]

Oh god. No. No no no no nonononon.

[baruthumos]

Yeah, I didn't need that mental image either.

[protective_logic]

This is my birthday. I demand you stop.