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[protective_logic]

If you're hearing this message that means I'm not available at the moment.
So if you'd please leave your contact info and your message I'll get back to you at the first possible moment.
If there is a family related emergency, just keep trying until you get through.

Comments

[baruthumos]

I left a condom in Epsilon's sock drawer. Bets on how long it will take him to find it?

Also, York thought maybe their medics would be able to help you. Should I tell him to go ahead and ask? I told him to wait for your okay, in case you didn't want that option. But personally, I don't see why not at least talk to them.

[protective_logic]

I have no clue why you're telling me the former. Yes to the latter.

[baruthumos]

Because someone has to hold the pool, of course. You want me to tell York or will you?

Also I'm coming with you tomorrow.

[protective_logic]

You tell York. Of course you're coming. And no I'm not joining in on your game because, as I've made clear before, I'm not involved in your strange obsession.

[baruthumos]

Check, check, and check. You need anything in your Fortress of Solitude?

[protective_logic]

I'm sorry. I have... they can't know. They won't... He said people won't like me if they know.

[baruthumos]

I know and I like you. At this point, you really should be more worried about how angry they're going to be that you've been lying for years.

[protective_logic]

Stop it. Stop it stop it stop it stop it!

[baruthumos]

Stop what, telling you he was full of shit, that I like you irregardless of your hearing or lack thereof?

[protective_logic]

Stop lying. The only reason you like me is because I'm your little brother and you have to. Because Alpha... because she and Alpha left you in charge of us. And people don't like people who can't hear.

[baruthumos]

Are we doing this right now? Can we at least do this face to face? Because you do not get to tell me what I do and do not like.

[protective_logic]

Normal people don't like people like me unless we can pass for normal.

[baruthumos]

Who ever said I was normal?

[protective_logic]

He said it and he was right and he was right. The kids at school proved it time and time again.

[baruthumos]

D, that was like fifteen years ago. And you pass for normal. You're the most normal person in this house, aside from the chocolate obsession and the martyr complex.

[protective_logic]

He said... He said they wouldn't like me and he's right.

[baruthumos]

Who doesn't like you? Plenty of people like you. I feel like I'm talking to Theta here. If you're going to make me do this, will you at least not make me sit on the couch with my helmet on and text you from ten feet away like an idiot?

[protective_logic]

I... okay, we can talk.

[baruthumos]

I'll bring the chocolate.

[protective_logic]

There's more?

[baruthumos]

Do I ever run out? Salted caramel or the crunchy kind?

[protective_logic]

Crunchy.

[baruthumos]

Is Maine still in there with you? Trying to gauge how many laps I'm going to run later.

[protective_logic]

Should... I send him away?

[baruthumos]

Don't you dare, we're going to need someone who's good at the thing I'm terrible at. You know the one. The thing where you actually believe the words emitting from him in any way, shape, or form.