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[protective_logic]

If you're hearing this message that means I'm not available at the moment.
So if you'd please leave your contact info and your message I'll get back to you at the first possible moment.
If there is a family related emergency, just keep trying until you get through.

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[baruthumos]

Sleep's good for him, as long as he stays hydrated. If he starts freaking out or having nightmares, hand him Tetris. I am not kidding. Tetris will help.

Do you need me to come home?

[protective_logic]

I think I can handle him and the twins. But someone needs to get Theta from school.

[baruthumos]

Tex and I can do that.

[protective_logic]

Tex? You're going to inflict that woman on our brother?

[baruthumos]

We're going shoe shopping. I don't know why you don't like her. I'm sure she'll be perfectly nice to Theta.

[protective_logic]

That doesn't make her nice to me.

[baruthumos]

Do you want me to ask her to be nicer? Or should I tell her, "sorry, you're too mean for my brother, I have to split."

[protective_logic]

Just... minimize her time with T.

[baruthumos]

I will. You know she speaks highly of you, right?

[protective_logic]

What?

[baruthumos]

Every time you come up lately, she has something positive to say.

[protective_logic]

Really? Like what?

[baruthumos]

I don't have every conversation with her memorized. That you're smart. That Sigma's in good hands with you. That she trusts you with money. Why are you so surprised?

[protective_logic]

She's disdainful. Of me.

[baruthumos]

Well, she does have that magic aura that turns me into a very big six-year-old. Does it hit you too, sparkles?

[protective_logic]

Well, she calls me a kid and it pisses me off. I want to prove myself to her and it makes no sense. That sound familiar?

[baruthumos]

Oh good, it's not just me.

[protective_logic]

I wish I understood why.

[baruthumos]

Apparently she's tracking down the Counselor. So. That might have something to do with it.

[protective_logic]

She's WHAT!?

[baruthumos]

She's looking for the Counselor. I wonder what he did to her.

[protective_logic]

Probably nothing good. That isn't he style.

[baruthumos]

Nope. She doesn't hate you. If she gets me killed on this thing, don't take it personally.

[protective_logic]

What thing?

[baruthumos]

A motorcycle. I am riding a motorcycle. Do not let the little ones know I did this, and if they call, I am an organ donor.