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[protective_logic]

If you're hearing this message that means I'm not available at the moment.
So if you'd please leave your contact info and your message I'll get back to you at the first possible moment.
If there is a family related emergency, just keep trying until you get through.

Comments

[baruthumos]

Nope. Nothing tonight. I was going to ride Gamma about homework. He thinks I don't know he's slacking. Jokes on him, I've been emailing his teachers.

[protective_logic]

Are you e-mailing his teachers, or him?

[baruthumos]

I e-mailed them to see if I could get him an extension on his homework a few weeks ago. We've ben talking.

[protective_logic]

Is everything alright with him?

[baruthumos]

Aside from being a teenage boy who'd rather do anything besides write an essay about government regulations? No. But if I talk to them, he can't lie to me if something does come up.

[protective_logic]

I swear I have more problems with that boy than with anyone else in this family.

[baruthumos]

Really? Really?

[protective_logic]

Really. I don't know how to talk to him, he won't respect me at all, really Omega. He is my problem child.

[baruthumos]

Huh. He gives me a hard time, but we usually work things out. Maybe it's because we shared a room? Or because we're evil. That must be it.

[protective_logic]

You're not evil. Gamma, on the other hand... may be slightly nefarious.

[baruthumos]

I want that first part in writing.

[protective_logic]

I love you, Omega. And recently I've... come to understand your concerns about me and my behavior. That's as close to writing as you're gonna get.

[baruthumos]

Wait. How does that equate to me not being evil?

Also Eta just told me she signed us up to make her class holiday cookies. She's evil.

[protective_logic]

You were never evil. But I really get that you don't hate me. I'm sorry I thought it for so long.

You could pass it off to Florida. He'd love it.

[baruthumos]

Of course I don't hate you. I love you.

[protective_logic]

And I love you. You and me, against the world.

[baruthumos]

Always has been, always will be, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[protective_logic]

I guess we weren't made for relationships.

[baruthumos]

That's all right. They're highly overrated. I don't know why anyone bothers, outside of babies.

[protective_logic]

I... don't know why either. Even for children. Not like we've ever wanted for little ones here.

[baruthumos]

Speaking of, aren't we about due for a new one?

[protective_logic]

I love our siblings but... No. Don't jinx it. We need it to end sometime.

[baruthumos]

You would think it ended when Omega showed up. But that would make sense.

[protective_logic]

Are you saying you don't want to be my brother? That you should have been the last? And before you say anything, I'm teasing.

[baruthumos]

I'm saying our parents are idiots who don't know the alphabet.