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[protective_logic]

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So if you'd please leave your contact info and your message I'll get back to you at the first possible moment.
If there is a family related emergency, just keep trying until you get through.

Comments

[protective_logic]

I... knew the last one. I wasn't aware you did... Homemade bread?

How does one make bread at home that isn't cornbread?

[searchandrecovery]

Wasn't that hard to figure out from book club.

Flour and yeast and a few other ingredients. And time, patience, and an oven. I can show you, if you want. I'm not an expert by any means but it's definitely passable.

[protective_logic]

I... I can't really afford to spend too much time at the base.

[searchandrecovery]

That's fine! If you're comfortable with it,I can come to you. Or I can just send the recipe to you, whichever works best.

[protective_logic]

T-the recipe.

[searchandrecovery]

[ Attached: mom's bread recipe.txt ]

Let me know if you've got any questions. It's pretty straightforward, key is to be quiet while it rises. Don't go around banging on things or slamming doors, and try to keep the little ones from doing that too, if you can. Bribe them with fresh bread. It's amazing, it really is.

[protective_logic]

I don't k now that a lack of loud noises is really possible at home.

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What makes you think there are little ones here?

[searchandrecovery]

Sigma's mentioned them in conversation. Rumor has it they're pretty cute.

It doesn't have to be dead silence, just try to avoid really loud banging if you can.

[protective_logic]

[Oh. Panic attack avoided.]

You've never been around small children.

[searchandrecovery]

Not too much. I had two siblings, but I was the youngest, so I got to be the small child.

[protective_logic]

Well, quiet isn't exactly going to happen much.

[searchandrecovery]

Oh, yeah, I get it. Good luck on your bread-making adventure though! I'm sure Maine'll love it.

Plus, when you've mastered regular bread, you can try banana bread.

[protective_logic]

Banana bread? Oh god I love that.

[searchandrecovery]

Isn't it amazing? Waiting for the bananas to get ripe enough is really hard on one's patience, sometimes, but the results are so worth it.

[protective_logic]

Is it better when you make it yourself?

[searchandrecovery]

Loads better. There's a real difference. It's almost like cake, really.

[protective_logic]

Oh. I... don't make cake either.

[searchandrecovery]

That's okay, man. Florida's good enough at baking for practically the entire town.

Also, not that you would, don't ever, ever use Florida's cake flour in a nerf war. It's not worth it.

[protective_logic]

Uh... Never use any flour in a nerf war. He does seem to like baking. He brought us cheesecake.

[searchandrecovery]

He brought you a cheesecake? Wow, he must really like you. Florida's cheesecakes are legend.

[ Come to think of it, Wash hasn't seen Florida bake a cheesecake since Tex showed up. ]

[protective_logic]

Legend? Never heard this legend.

[searchandrecovery]

It's not a cohesive story or anything, but Florida's cheesecake is practically magic. We've practically had wars at the base over his cheesecake. It's so good, you can woo ladies with it.

[protective_logic]

Woo ladies?

[searchandrecovery]

Yup. He made Tex a cheesecake when she first came back, and now rumor has it they're considering getting a dog. A dog. Of all animals.

[protective_logic]

[There is no replay for a while, because Delta is laughing UPROARIOUSLY over this. A cheesecake. His sister is in a relationship because of a cheesecake?]

I doubt a cheesecake is why they are getting a dog.