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[protective_logic]

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So if you'd please leave your contact info and your message I'll get back to you at the first possible moment.
If there is a family related emergency, just keep trying until you get through.

Comments

[protective_logic]

Omega... Why is there a credit stick claiming to have 700 on it between my dresser and the bed?

[baruthumos]

Told you. I had a side job. Got seven hundred bucks and donuts. Not bad for a couple of hours' worth of work.

[protective_logic]

Omega... How did you get this?

[baruthumos]

Helped to remodel an office building. They didn't have proper permits, so I said I'd only do it if they gave me enough money to pay the fine if we got caught. We didn't get caught.

[protective_logic]

Oh. Well that's reasonable. What should I do with this? I already bought Sigma's birthday present. Should we get the little ones some just because presents? Or should I save this for Theta's new helmet.

[baruthumos]

Whatever you think is best. But has Gamma been feeling neglected lately?

[protective_logic]

Oh, that's a great idea. He mentioned just the other day that he needed a new external for school. We can afford that now!

[baruthumos]

So I did good?

[protective_logic]

Gamma is going to be so happy. And there was a coloring book the twins wanted. And Theta needs new kneepads. Please, can I get those? The rest we'll save. It's just been so long since we could buy them nice things just because. Maybe even something for Sig and Eppy.

[baruthumos]

Gave the money to you, D, do whatever you want with it. Make them happy, keep them safe.

[protective_logic]

You know that's a job we both do, Meg. As best we can. Oh. We need to have a talk about your talk with Sigma.

[baruthumos]

I did not call him a whore!

[protective_logic]

How could you do that to him? He had a date. That wasn't our concern. We can trust him with that, just not to remember to tell us where he's going. I swear, Omega, you better apologize for that. He doesn't deserve such treatment from one of us!

[baruthumos]

I asked him if he had brought protection and he turned that into me accusing him of being a whore! I just didn't want him to get the clap! It hurts!

[protective_logic]

Like you'd even know. Like you've ever been with anyone. Leave him alone about it. And if I hear you made a single joke or reference to it in regards to his maybe date on Friday, we're going to have words.

[baruthumos]

Okay, okay. No more implying Sparky has sex. Leave him to twist in the wind. Can do, boss. And I won't say anything about Friday. At all.

And what makes you think I've never been with anyone???

[protective_logic]

You don't have the time.

Oh, and you don't even temporarily kidnap Theta when he takes care of hte kids on Saturday.

[baruthumos]

You know what, fine. How about Saturday I go out and get some, then. Solve all the problems at once.

[protective_logic]

If that is what you want. Just remember. Tell us who, where, and when you're going to be back.

Except I was going to ask York if he had free time on Saturday. I guess I won't now.

[baruthumos]

Oh no, I am not being your excuse. I will stay home with the kids, except Theta, and maintain my virginity. You go out with York. Maybe it will improve your disposition.

[protective_logic]

Sigma is taking care of the kids on Saturday. To apologize for worrying me.

[baruthumos]

Good. Call York and tell him to meet you. I'll stay home and...clean. I will clean the entire house, on my day off, if you just do something that will make you less grouchy.

[protective_logic]

Please, Omega, don't be mean about this. If you don't want me to go, just say it.

[baruthumos]

What? This is not me being mean. This is me begging you to go out. And trying to bribe you to go out. And trying to make things easier for you by cleaning the house. What would it take to convince you I am ... okay, I'm being snarky, but I do want you to go. Pinky-swear.

And if you do go out, I really will clean the house. I don't do that enough, and I live there too.

[protective_logic]

I guess I'll try. He might be busy though. I guess... I guess if he is I'll see if I can't get the gentleman I met at the store today to talk to me. He seemed as happy to have the chance to sign with someone as I was.

How is it that in all the years of my life I never met people who could sign and now I've met two in so little time?